Funny Golf Stories Off the Pga Tour

Funny golf stories are something we can all enjoy here are several off the Pga Tour.

This years Canadian Open was very wet and had several rain delays. Although these delays are very boring for both the players and the caddies there is a bright side to the whole situation, you get to hear some great funny golf stories. This particular story took place at the Canadian Open last year. I won’t use the names of the player or caddie.

The story; this player and caddie just won a Nationwide event a few weeks prior to the Canadian Open, then they played in Boston on the Pga tour and finished 2nd losing in a playoff. This gets them into the Canadian Open. This player and caddie just won over $600,000 dollars in the last two weeks together. During the tournament at the Canadian Open this player and caddie get into an argument over the wind direction. The player starts swearing at the caddie f_ _k this and f_ _ k you very loudly in front of the gallery. Well this really pisses off the caddie and he stops and puts down the bag. He says to the player “you have been treating me like a slave the past three weeks” then begins reaching in the bag pulling out all the balls and throwing them into the water. He then says “ there, you have one ball left to play the last 4 holes and 3 of the 4 hole have water on them, good luck” and proceeds to walk off the golf course. Needless to say that was the end of that partnership. Now what is really funny is that any player this caddie carries for is ask if they are hiding any extra balls in the bag.

A South African golfer hits his drive within one yard of where he hit his tee shot the previous day. He then ask his caddy what he should hit and the caddy said “5 iron.” Then the players ask “what did we hit yesterday?” The caddy said “6 iron.” The player then proceeds to ask “if I hit 6 iron yesterday why should I hit 5 iron today?” The caddy replied “today it’s uphill.”

During a round the tour player and caddy come to a par 3, the player ask the caddy how for he has. The caddy said “it’s around 145 or 147 yards.” Then the player says “well which is 145 or 147?” The caddy replied “don’t worry about it, your not that good anyway.” That was the end of that job.

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